Tag: twitter

• Mago (6yo): "I don't even know what the Pledge of Allegiance is saying where it says 'baa nar yat way'". (He means U.S. National Anthem.) #

• Nem, crying and howling for a book two hours late for bed: "Daddy! Bookie! Daddy! Bookie! .." (I'm just glad books are things to cry over.) #
• Mago at bed time; lights off: "Could you go? I'm talking to my stuffed animals." #

• At 6:30, Tia said that "an hour ago" (5:30) I said "Where's Havannah?" (In my sleep.) Hannah + Savannah? I don't know any.. Help, Frued.. #

• As I hold her tight and jump on the trampoline, 4-year-old Nem squeals and giggles. Pure delight. #

• Nem: once upon a time, there was a princess named Lemon Marangue. And she lived in a castle. And she liked to kill people. #
• @HollyWillNot re GMT time in invitations: all my dad's dinner invites. In case I should confuse time zones whilst arriving by private jet. #
• Tantalizing debate with Tia over what makes audio cable connectors male-to-male vs. female-to-female. Found the one I searched 1/2 hour for. #

• A typical prayer by Nem: Thank you for the earth, and thank you for bunnies, ~the zoo, ~pigs, ~the phone. #

• Mago, reading "Yahoo answers" on Pokemon questions: "..Yahoo doesn't make any sense." This parody agrees: http://bit.ly/mpcyYp #

• I'm listening to yon music, and Mago asks me: "What's the rainbow connection?" – and I almost choke up explaining my answer. #
• Currently Browsing: http://bit.ly/iEskFw #
• So the War of the Spiders begins. One I deported with a warning to him and his kind.. stepped on one in my socks accidentally now. #

• Nem, brooding over a dozen "roly-polies" (pill bugs) she collected: "I'm spending time with my kids!" #
• Want to post video of last NASA shuttle flight as seen from Provo with my kids; video taking *a long time* to encode. #

• Nem: "It's called a safety pin. Because when it's closed, it's safe, but when it's open, it's.. death." #

• if you have a bleeding heart for racoon cubs, come get them out of our chimney. We (literally) smoked out their mother. #
• (and they will die of starvation. their mother is blocked out of the chimney.) #

• Nem: why are you wearing a white shirt? Me: I'm going to the temple. Nem: Oh. But be careful not to marry anyone!.. #

• Mago sings: "Rudolph the lightsaber-nosed reindeer!" (laughs) That's odd. ..Then he could cut down a tree with his nose! #