Mago: Dad, you know the “slow mo guys” on youtube?
Me: Yes, they’re stuff is–
Mago: So their fastest video yet captured at 320,000 frames per second, and created 9 hours of footage.
Me: Yeah, so I saw.
Mago: Maybe in a few years they’ll be like “Yeah, just a few million frames per second.” What if they could capture light in slow motion?
Me: To do that, they’d have to go faster than the speed of light, and even to approach a fraction of the speed of light would cause huge problems–you know that an object moving at the speed of light attains infinite mass. It would destroy everything.
Mago: So watch light from trans-dimensional stasis! (laughs)