[Tia apparently sent this from her phone via email a few days ago (too long to send via twitter?)]
subject: can’t twitter this
I promised Nemnem that if she ate a whole banana, I would buy her a beautiful sparkly wand. It wasn’t enough so I added a princess dress and she added a doughnut and icecream. She cried through the whole process of chewing and swallowing one bite, then cried, “Just buy those things!”